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The Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride
May 16, 1962
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Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ri has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Wonderland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Elvis' Uncultivated Ri Hall, speeding through the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the college!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Waiting may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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