Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride
October 27, 1970
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Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ri has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in the wilderness. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Elvis' Uncultivated Ri Hall, starting riots in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the village!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, or inner ear, nasal, ribcage, intestinal, or elbow issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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