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The Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride
June 10, 2012
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Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Elvis' Uncultivated Ri Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a river!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger, liver, romantic, or inner ear problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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