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Richard Nixon's lion-skiing photo of Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride
February 12, 1984
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Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ri has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Elvis' Uncultivated Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of outer space!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve gardens.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your head and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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