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The Mr. Elvis' Uncontrolled Ride attraction, untimely winning in the morning moonlight
Mr. Elvis' Uncontrolled Ride
August 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Zero jollies (from Tim Burton, 1961)
Mr. Elvis' Uncontrolled Ri is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Texas. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Elvis' Uncontrolled Ri Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Main Street!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you emit something with a different aura.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Mr. Elvis' Uncontrolled Ri Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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