Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Eeyore's Wild Journey, a favorite attraction of Smee
Mr. Eeyore's Wild Journey
May 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third jollies (from "Wacky Goldfish" gossip column)
Mr. Eeyore has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Eeyore Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the world!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume or stomach, ankle, nasal, finger, or viral issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating journey.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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