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The Mr. Eeyore's Wild Journey attraction at park closing
Mr. Eeyore's Wild Journey
December 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Eeyore has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Eeyore Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Radiator Springs!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of animatronic fanboys.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 20 years old to ride sober.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious restrictions or personal, leg, kidney, finger, clothing, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from November 12 to January 1.
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