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Above: The Mr. Dumbo's Wild Riled attraction during repairs
Mr. Dumbo's Wild Riled
June 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dumbo is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Dumbo Hall, speeding through the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the village!
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive zombies.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, punk haircuts, or romantic or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the attraction at various times.
- The comment about sails is an inside joke.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Dumbo in Wonderland attraction.
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