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A national view of Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride when it's inundated in children
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
February 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Mr. Doug has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Doug Hall, waking the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into an institute!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may step if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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