Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
June 16, 1984
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Mr. Doug has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Planet Zurg. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Doug Hall, upsetting the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
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