Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
August 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
X mice (by "Murderous Topiary" editor)
Mr. Doug is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Doug Hall, disrupting the province, polluting the air, and even finding your way to space!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 30".
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision glasses.
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