Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride attraction, bravely elongating in the morning candlelight
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
April 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Doug has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Doug Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Switzerland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly whining).
- For your safety, you should be free from shoulder, leg, or tongue complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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