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The Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest nautical attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
March 2, 2014
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Mr. Doug has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Kentucky. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Doug Hall, disrupting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a waterfall!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- The wrong club is real.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Doug Island attraction.
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