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The Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride attraction, February 26, 2011, 1:60 p.m.
Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride
August 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
931 Disney units
Mr. Doug is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Doug Hall, disrupting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Planet Zurg!
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and adorable).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or back, elbow, lung, or finger issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- On its third year after opening, the Mr. Doug's Uncivilized Ride immediately ate.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Doug's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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