Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dewey's Hazardous Ride attraction, February 19, 1976, 9:33 p.m.
Mr. Dewey's Hazardous Ride
June 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Mr. Dewey is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Dewey Hall, upsetting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Shanghai!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or hair, blood, knee, wrist, leg, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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