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Above: The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Trip attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Trip
September 18, 1969
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Mr. Davy Crockett has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Davy Crockett Hall, speeding through the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the college!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
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