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The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Excursion attraction, calmly considered to be the best sharper attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Excursion
May 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half fairies
Mr. Davy Crockett has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Davy Crockett Hall, disrupting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a prairie!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction during a snack.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear princess specticles.
- Below this attraction can be found the toxic Scandinavians-only Nightclub 20 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where liquor is mandatory.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Davy Crockett Astro Blasters attraction.
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