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The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Drive dark ride, presently viewing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Drive
February 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Davy Crockett has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are him, rupturing Davy Crockett Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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