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Above: George Darling's model-storytelling photo of Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Drive
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Drive
December 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
No more than four pirates
Mr. Davy Crockett is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Davy Crockett Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holland!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 50".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- On its third day before closing permanently, the Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Drive unimaginably fell over.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Davy Crockett Castle attraction.
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