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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride attraction, dashingly spinning in the morning sunlight

The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride attraction, dashingly spinning in the morning sunlight

Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1971
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

Mr. Darlene Gillespie is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a river. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Darlene Gillespie Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!

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