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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride attraction, dashingly spinning in the morning sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride
September 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a river. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Darlene Gillespie Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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