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Above: An universal view of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride when it's covered in tarps
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride
December 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Darlene Gillespie was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Darlene Gillespie Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a mountain!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After erupting this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
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