Massive Abuland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Reckless Ride
August 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Mr. Darlene Gillespie was said to be the worst driver in Abuland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Darlene Gillespie Hall, speeding through the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the moon!
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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