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Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
December 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two jollies (according to "The Turtle" Facebook page)
Mr. Dapper Dan was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from February 18 through June 22.
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