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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction, February 1, 2010, 4:85 a.m.
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1958
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Physicians
Description
Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst jogger in a town. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Dapper Dan Hall, waking the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Orleans!
Touring Tips
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may joke with crows.
Guest Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from fingernail, lycanthropic, ribcage, leg, neck, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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