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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction, February 1, 2010, 4:85 a.m.

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction, February 1, 2010, 4:85 a.m.

Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1958
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst jogger in a town. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Dapper Dan Hall, waking the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Orleans!

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