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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride experience, mechanically considered to be the premier unscheduled experience at Walt Disney Land
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
July 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Walt Disney Land. On this experience, you infer that you are him, crashing into Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this experience.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- This experience closes at random.
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