Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
August 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a showcase. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Dapper Dan Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the horizon!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Contains holographic signage.
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