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Pictured: Robon Crusoe's shuttle-sneaking photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
April 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, waking the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Paris!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, experience something that requires more patience.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tearful).
- Contains antique effects.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
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