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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction, July 1, 1985, 5:43 a.m.
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
November 1, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in the interior. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the region, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into a prairie!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after taking them on this attraction.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are favored by feral cats.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Dapper Dan's Go Coaster attraction.
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