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Goofy's bridge-frowning photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
May 24, 1968
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Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hotel!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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