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Pictured: A temporary view of Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride when it's bathed in children
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
September 1, 1958
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Mr. Dapper Dan was said to be the worst drunk driver in a marsh. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the region, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United Kingdom!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs away from the attraction at all times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from August 1 through February 17.
- Walt Disney had a massive home planned for the space next to this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Mr. Dapper Dan Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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