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Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Baloo
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 2014
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Description
Mr. Dapper Dan is reported to be the worst bicyclist in the Magic Kingdom. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a racetrack!
Touring Tips
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enlisting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
Trivia
- The top of Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride can be spotted from as far away as a burning cabin.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Dapper Dan Tribute attraction.
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