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Above: Cubby O'Brien's clover-boring photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
November 30, 2004
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Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst race-car driver in a tavern. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of China!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of people.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from August 7 through January 14.
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