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Below: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
June 11, 1970
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Mr. Dapper Dan is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a volcano!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The initials painted on the baseballs is an inside joke.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Dapper Dan the Flying Elephant attraction.
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