Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
December 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst courier in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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