Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
January 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Japan!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Dale autograph thingy.
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