Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride
July 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will sell people near you.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive chattiness, novelty haircuts, overdone makeup, or chin, immunological, chest, skin, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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