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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride ride at first light

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride ride at first light

Mr. Dapper Dan's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 3, 2014
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're independent)

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Tomorrowland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Japan!

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