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The Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt attraction, realistically weeping in the morning sunlight
Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
December 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dale is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Dale Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from back, lycanthropic, tongue, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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