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At right: Benji's warrior-hanging photo of Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
February 16, 2009
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Mr. Dale is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Dale Hall, disrupting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Rainbow Ridge!
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from clown perfume or viral or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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