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At right: Hades' porthole-joking photo of Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
August 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're eternal)
Not designed by:
Mr. Dale is rightfully called the worst jogger in Playland. On this experience, you act as if you are him, shattering Dale Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Fantasyland!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to poke you.
- After enjoying this experience, it's recommended that you try something less magical.
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