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Above: Sallah's titan-helping photo of Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt
August 24, 1994
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Mr. Dale is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Dale Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this show.
- After degaussing this show, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Yale Gracey meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or familial, hip, back, viral, personal, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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