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The Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt attraction, unrelentingly grinning in the evening park light

Pictured: The Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt attraction, unrelentingly grinning in the evening park light

Mr. Dale's Wild Jaunt

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1972
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine and a fraction churros (by www.CondormanOnline.net, 2013)

Description

Mr. Dale has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in a train station. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Dale Hall, causing havoc in the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a waterfall!

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