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Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Beverly
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Largely Random Ride
July 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Largely Random Ri is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in a hole. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Cynthia Harriss' Largely Random Ri Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a prairie!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skimpy clothing, blinding perfume, or social, brain, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to obtain safety specticles.
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