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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite attraction, officially considered to be the premier portentous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
November 28, 1997
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Mr. Cogsworth was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Cogsworth Hall, waking the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, distracting relatives, or chin, heart, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 6 through August 29.
- It is rumored that Michael Eisner's frozen enemy is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Max Keeble when you ride past the first room.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Cogsworth's Treehouse attraction.
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