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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
February 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Cogsworth Hall, starting riots in the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hotel!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bowel or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from March 25 to October 8.
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