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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
November 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is rightfully called the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Cogsworth Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the western hemisphere!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Contains exploding images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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