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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite attraction, nightly considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
April 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in California. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Cogsworth Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to become something less magical.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland legends may be able to enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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