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At right: Tinker Bell's snail-daring photo of Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
August 16, 1959
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Mr. Cogsworth has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Cogsworth Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
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