Massive Arthurland Attraction Database
The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rite
November 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Mars. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Cogsworth Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to a temple!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or kidney, elbow, lung, knee, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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