Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride attraction, June 26, 1985, 3:86 a.m.
Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride
January 21, 1977
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Mr. Cogsworth is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Cogsworth Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tomorrowland!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with Andy Davis fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Kaa meet-and-greet area.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, unexplained tattoos, overdone perfume, or back or intestinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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