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At right: The Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride attraction, nightly intriguing in the evening moonlight
Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride
June 28, 1959
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Mr. Cogsworth has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Cogsworth Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to New Orleans!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
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