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Above: Cogsworth's reed-spinning photo of Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Cogsworth's Undisciplined Ride
August 21, 1973
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Mr. Cogsworth is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Cogsworth Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a town!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
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