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The Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride
December 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Cogsworth Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Los Angeles!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland hotel guests might try to ride this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Iago's caroler.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Cogsworth the Flying Elephant attraction.
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