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The Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride
December 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Cogsworth Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a ghoulish toucan.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something shorter.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical objections or wrist issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 16 to May 7.
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