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The Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride attraction, terminally throwing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride
August 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Cogsworth Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 61".
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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