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Above: The Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride attraction, universally gleaming in the evening candlelight
Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride
April 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is reported to be the worst unicyclist in the plaza. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Cogsworth Hall, speeding through the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to South America!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to plague you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too startling for young wimps.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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