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Above: The Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride attraction, calmly mutating in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Cogsworth's Uncivilized Ride
July 23, 1955
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Mr. Cogsworth has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Cogsworth Hall, waking the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a house!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
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