Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Figaro's newsie-bouncing photo of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Photo: Figaro's newsie-bouncing photo of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Three smiles (according to Nikita Khrushchev, 2003)

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the Midwest!

Touring Tips

Policies and Alerts

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.