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An original view of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in tarps
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Wonderland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Clarabelle Cow Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a plantation!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- Minimum height 23".
- Pregnant gates can not ride.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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