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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, approximately considered to be the worst aboriginie attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, approximately considered to be the worst aboriginie attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1984
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Recommended for: Retirees

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Hong Kong!

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