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Above: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride show, sleepily intriguing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in a village. On this show, you act as if you are him, crushing Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of a mountain!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- During fair weather, this show may fall to pieces.
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