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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary

Above: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1995
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow is rightfully called the worst speller in Popeyeland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Norway!

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