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A difficult view of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in topiaries

Photo: A difficult view of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in topiaries

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1967
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Something like X churros

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Clarabelle Cow Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Monte Carlo!

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