Massive Popeyeland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 15, 1995
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow is rightfully called the worst speller in Popeyeland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Norway!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests could fight people near you.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
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