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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride dark ride at midday
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (according to "The Satellite" gossip column)
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the hill. On this dark ride, you act as if you are him, smashing into Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the interior!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this dark ride, your kids will want to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 48".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- In 1981, this dark ride was updated to tone down artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Mr. Clarabelle Cow Castle dark ride.
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