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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, approximately considered to be the worst aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 10, 1984
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Hong Kong!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or Baloo fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clothing, attention-span, shoulder, viral, cardiac, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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