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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, invisibly zooming in the afternoon candlelight
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Clarabelle Cow Hall, disrupting the province, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 48".
- Contains strobe-light images.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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