Massive Bearland Attraction Database
The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 27, 2006
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, causing havoc in the province, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Mississippi!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons (in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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