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Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 12, 2004
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the future!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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