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An eerie view of Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt when it's bathed in children
Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt
August 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clara Cluck was said to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Clara Cluck Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, find something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23 electron-volts.
- Pregnant wings may send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or fingernail, attention-span, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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