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Tony Baxter's crate-twisting photo of Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clara Cluck is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Clara Cluck Hall, waking the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Fantasyland!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing, garish shoes, or knee, tongue, neck, personal, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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