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Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt, a favorite ride of Nemo
Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt
July 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clara Cluck is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this ride, you act as if you are her, destroying Clara Cluck Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and standing on a doll).
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
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