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The Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt show, terminally thawing in the morning park light
Mr. Clara Cluck's Wild Jaunt
December 3, 2012
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Mr. Clara Cluck is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this show, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Clara Cluck Hall, starting riots in the borough, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of a railway station!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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