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The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
June 21, 2001
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Mr. Christina Aguilera was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Christina Aguilera Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the United States!
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, low blood pressure, felony convictions, or intestinal, familial, blood, lung, back, or chest issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden under the ground.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Christina Aguilera Tribute attraction.
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