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The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt show during refurbishment
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
October 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Christina Aguilera is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Japan. On this show, you act as if you are him, crushing Christina Aguilera Hall, speeding through the district, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Walt Disney World!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will point at you.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- During any rainfall, this show may smell funny.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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