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Above: The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
July 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Christina Aguilera has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the deep. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Christina Aguilera Hall, speeding through the region, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of South America!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny makeup or kidney, attention-span, hip, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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