Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction at dusk
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
June 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Christina Aguilera has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Christina Aguilera Hall, upsetting the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utopia!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from knee, immunological, elbow, cardiac, ribcage, or chest problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a technological attraction, guests are required to buy themed harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from May 6 until something like December 13.
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