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Above: The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, generously considered to be the worst distant attraction at DisneyLand
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
December 4, 2011
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Mr. Christina Aguilera has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Christina Aguilera Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the countryside!
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
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- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enter.
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