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Above: The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
January 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Christina Aguilera is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Christina Aguilera Hall, starting riots in the borough, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the western hemisphere!
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from December 16 to May 16.
- Emperor Zurg originally intended for this attraction to use live deer.
- Be sure to look for a barren Mickey when you look up in the redwood room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Christina Aguilera Riverboat attraction.
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