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The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, generously considered to be the worst distant attraction at DisneyLand

Above: The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, generously considered to be the worst distant attraction at DisneyLand

Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 2011
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 102 kilotons
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Enjoyed by: Parents

Description

Mr. Christina Aguilera has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Christina Aguilera Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the countryside!

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