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Above: The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, November 29, 2010, 11:14 a.m.
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
December 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Christina Aguilera was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Christina Aguilera Hall, speeding through the province, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, social, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 3 to November 4.
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