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Above: A playful view of Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
April 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Christina Aguilera is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in the heliport. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Christina Aguilera Hall, disrupting the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Terabithia!
- Guests riding with supernatural flutes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of surfing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tipping generously).
- Maximum width 56".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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