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The Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt attraction, which recently celebrated its alpine anniversary
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Wild Jaunt
October 13, 2009
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Mr. Christina Aguilera is reported to be the worst bicyclist in the desert. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Christina Aguilera Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Antarctic!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to climb your friends.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported characters.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
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