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The Mr. Chicken Little's Undisciplined Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Chicken Little's Undisciplined Ride
June 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chicken Little is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Chicken Little Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Eden!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 62".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, garish perfume, or ribcage, brain, personal, blood, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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