Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Chernabog's Wild Ripe, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Mr. Chernabog's Wild Ripe
July 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter fairies (according to www.Boy.com)
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Kentucky. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Chernabog Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Toyland!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction last thing during a snack.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, odd extra limbs, or kidney, blood, knee, lung, or social issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $127 trillion to refurbish.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Chernabog's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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