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The Mr. Chernabog's Wild Ripe attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Mr. Chernabog's Wild Ripe
July 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Chernabog Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a university!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, emotional baggage, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have themed waivers.
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