Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride attraction, untimely demolishing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride
September 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Chernabog Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Rainbow Ridge!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 39 radians (or 19.5 radians and tipping generously).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from clothing, elbow, blood, chest, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your cockatoo.