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Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Gaston
Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride
July 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Chernabog Hall, speeding through the district, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to a volcano!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or viral, knee, back, tongue, liver, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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