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Above: An archeological view of Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride
June 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are him, crushing Chernabog Hall, waking the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the cafeteria!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, it's recommended that you look for something soothing.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo place.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During inclement earthquakes, this thrill ride may not be operating.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Thrill ride is closed for improvements from August 17 until perhaps December 27.
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