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A local view of Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride when it's shrounded in fog
Mr. Chernabog's Uncivilized Ride
September 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Chernabog Hall, causing havoc in the district, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Atlantis!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Scrooge Mcduck photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a macaw to enter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial, spinal, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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