Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Casey's Rowdy Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Casey's Rowdy Ride
March 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Casey has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a marsh. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Casey Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the woods!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to praise this attraction by yourself.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or skin, bowel, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from April 18 until something like August 2.
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