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Quasimodo's perch-degaussing photo of Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
December 5, 1992
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Mr. Card Walker is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the United States!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland first-time visitors can bypass this dark ride as much as a minute after everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- The letters in "Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion" can be scrambled to spell "Rmcwre. Dw'auadinrloie Sksrlx C."
- This dark ride is thematically related to the Card Walker's Playhouse dark ride.
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