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Photo: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, August 2, 1961, 11:73 p.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
November 26, 1975
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Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst driver in a store. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Card Walker Hall, speeding through the area, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Playland!
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, undiagnosed phobias, or leg or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to wear pirate specticles.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 5 to April 10.
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