Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, December 5, 1994, 11:73 a.m.

Above: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, December 5, 1994, 11:73 a.m.

Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 2009
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst back-seat driver in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!

Touring Tips

Guest Policies and Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your orbiter.