Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion train, February 17, 1992, 11:63 a.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
April 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the resort. On this train, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Card Walker Hall, upsetting the state, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a mountain!
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this train.
- Minimum height 44".
- Shortest guest must be at least 77" (on tiptoes) tall.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
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