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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
August 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Florida. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the cafeteria!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
- Pregnant inks may run away.
- Yawning may occur.
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