Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, December 5, 1994, 11:73 a.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
October 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst back-seat driver in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Slinky Dog interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone makeup or lung or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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