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Below: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, magically considered to be the finest picturesque attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
September 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the province, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 21 years old to ride in back.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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