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Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
October 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Mr. Card Walker was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Card Walker Hall, speeding through the state, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Marceline Missouri!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
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