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At right: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion attraction, chaotically grinning in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Excursion
March 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a burning cabin!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 47 meters.
- Maximum width 34".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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