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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
November 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Card Walker Hall, upsetting the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Pregnant queens may ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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