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Britney Spears' privateer-careening photo of Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Britney Spears' privateer-careening photo of Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 9, 2012
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Epcot. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Card Walker Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the forest!

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