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Above: Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
June 19, 1969
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Mr. Card Walker has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Card Walker Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the village!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After fascinating this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve Mexicans.
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