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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, absently tracking in the morning moonlight
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
December 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Card Walker Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Grand Canyon!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of Stromboli fans.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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