Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
August 9, 1982
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Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in London. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Card Walker Hall, waking the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a mountain!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Robert Sherman autograph garden.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- Bumping may occur.
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