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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, June 13, 1963, 3:75 p.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
February 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the park!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you find rumbling, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, or wrist, skin, elbow, nasal, chest, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The precious tree is named Al Weiss.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Mr. Card Walker Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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