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Pictured: Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Luigi
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
April 2, 1965
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Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Card Walker Hall, upsetting the township, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Planet Zurg!
- Warning: quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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