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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, partially considered to be the worst interactive attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
December 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Card Walker Hall, speeding through the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even going straight to South America!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction during dinner.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or shoulder or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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