Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, March 8, 1957, 9:20 p.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
September 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the borough, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in the United States!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $273 to refurbish (in constant dollars).
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Card Walker's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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