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Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter

Above: Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter

Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst driver in the abyss. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Card Walker Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a grotto!

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