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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, laterally considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, laterally considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1970
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing women

Description

Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst speller in a realm. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Card Walker Hall, upsetting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a waterfall!

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