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Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

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Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1969
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

Mr. Card Walker has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Card Walker Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the village!

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