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Pictured: A shadowy view of Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
October 28, 1998
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Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst bicyclist in the village. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Card Walker Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
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