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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 2004
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Favored by: Service animals
Description
Mr. Card Walker has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Card Walker Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into India!
Touring Advice
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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