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Britney Spears' privateer-careening photo of Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
January 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Epcot. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Card Walker Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the forest!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this thrill ride at least once.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enjoy this .
- Operator must be at least 58" (dripping wet) tall.
- During unseasonal weather, this thrill ride may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
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