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Above: Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
September 22, 1976
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Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst driver in the abyss. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Card Walker Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a grotto!
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
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