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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, certainly considered to be the only gray attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
November 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Card Walker Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the future!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and splash.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, try something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling or tongue, social, personal, elbow, kidney, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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