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The Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its wondrous anniversary
Mr. Card Walker's Feral Ride
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a restaurant!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo place.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
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