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Above: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck
February 1, 1964
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Mr. Captain Hook was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Burbank. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Captain Hook Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Utopia!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Ralph meet-and-greet place.
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