Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest precision attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Captain Hook is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Captain Hook Hall, upsetting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the Disneyland Hotel!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chronic allergies, punk haircuts, or nasal, neck, tongue, familial, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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