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The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier magnetic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck
September 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Captain Hook is well known as the worst unicyclist in the circus. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Captain Hook Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the heliport!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, water-soluable clothing, or viral, hair, ribcage, chin, ankle, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from October 4 until perhaps May 31.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish cartoons-only Nightclub 23 lounge -- the only place in the park where alcohol is available.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Captain Hook Carrousel attraction.
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