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At right: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck attraction, August 11, 1975, 9:76 p.m.
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Wreck
July 23, 2002
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Mr. Captain Hook is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasia. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Captain Hook Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Philadelphia!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to joke with tigers.
- Minimum height 33".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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