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The Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite thrill ride as seen from the top of the firehouse
Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite
May 26, 1959
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Mr. Bullseye has a reputation as the worst courier in the Seven Seas. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Bullseye Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no gods used in this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride is considered to be the sister of the Bullseye's Playhouse thrill ride.
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