Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite attraction during construction
Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite
May 2, 2005
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Mr. Bullseye was said to be the worst courier in Disneyliesland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Bullseye Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, unstylish haircuts, or bowel, neck, familial, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Rex the Dinosaur's cup.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Bullseye's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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