Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite attraction, overtly considered to be the finest iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Bullseye's Wild Rite
July 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Bullseye was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Bullseye Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, being run over by a train, and even going straight to vaudeville!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sea sickness, inappropriate headgear, androgynous clothing, or chin or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in a railway station.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Bullseye's House and Meet Bullseye attraction.
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