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Above: A benign view of Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rite when it's not shrounded in fog
Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rite
July 25, 1969
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Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Frontierland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Britney Spears' Wild Ri Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Grand Californian!
- If traveling with full children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
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