Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rite
August 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (from "The Wheelchair" web site)
Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Ri is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Britney Spears' Wild Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Africa!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to mend safety glasses.
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