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At right: The Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride
December 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're irregular)
Rating for infants:
Mr. Blackbeard is well known as the worst courier in Endor. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Blackbeard Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of China!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing before lunch.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction for an hour preceeding the gates opening.
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