Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride
December 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Blackbeard is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Blackbeard Hall, speeding through the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Marceline Missouri!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as your bit to ride.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 10 years old to ride a second time.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure or inner ear, back, fingernail, lycanthropic, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to buy precision waivers.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from April 16 until something like October 17.
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