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The Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride
April 1, 1961
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Mr. Blackbeard is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Blackbeard Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Wonderland!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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