Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride, a favorite experience of Paul Pressler
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride
December 18, 2004
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Mr. Blackbeard has a reputation as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you act as if you are her, rupturing Blackbeard Hall, upsetting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Toyland!
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this experience will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- After experiencing this experience, go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this experience.
- During inclement weather, this experience may smell funny.
- Guests may get compressed on this experience.
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