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Above: The Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Blackbeard's Unruly Ride
September 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Blackbeard is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Blackbeard Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a railway station!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from attention-span, liver, personal, brain, knee, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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