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The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1961
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating for guests: Three and a half churros (from someone claiming to be Britney Spears)

Description

Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!

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