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Image: The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction, internally considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride
January 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri is famous as the worst unicyclist in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Hall, speeding through the countryside, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a temple!
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 19 years old to ride with a baby.
- Contains imported signage.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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