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The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride
November 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for guests:
Three and a half churros (from someone claiming to be Britney Spears)
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 37 years old to ride in front.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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