Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of space
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride
November 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Hall, upsetting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Radiator Springs!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 48".
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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