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The Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ride
July 28, 1964
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Mr. Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a temple!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 34 years old to ride on Cinco de Mayo.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Joel Chandler Harris.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Finding Billy Bones' Ungainly Ri Submarine Voyage attraction.
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