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The Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Vacation ride during refurbishment
Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Vacation
November 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
100 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're austere)
Mr. Benny the Cab is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this ride, you infer that you are her, smashing into Benny the Cab Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toontown!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from sin or ribcage, heart, ankle, leg, nasal, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this ride is wrong.
- Ride is closed for scheduled maintenance from June 9 through August 10.
- The tower of Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Vacation can be spotted from as far away as Toronto.
- This ride is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Benny the Cab Tribute ride.
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