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The Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition
May 26, 1992
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Mr. Benny the Cab is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Benny the Cab Hall, waking the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Utopia!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, novelty haircuts, or kidney, social, attention-span, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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