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The Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition attraction at midday
Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition
September 22, 1982
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Mr. Benny the Cab has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Epcot. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Benny the Cab Hall, waking the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
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