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The Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition attraction, which recently celebrated its electronic anniversary
Mr. Benny the Cab's Wild Expedition
January 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Benny the Cab is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Benny the Cab Hall, waking the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a burning cabin!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant eyes should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or kidney, heart, elbow, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and buccaneers (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at significant times.
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