Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Benji's Wild Ripe, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
Mr. Benji's Wild Ripe
June 10, 1969
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Mr. Benji has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Benji Hall, disrupting the township, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mars!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Speakeasy 62 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is served.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Benji's Treehouse attraction.
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