Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Benji's Feral Ride attraction, grandly wailing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Benji's Feral Ride
April 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (from "The Pest" Twitter stream)
Mr. Benji has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Benji Hall, disrupting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in backstage!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing after a picnic.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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