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Above: The Mr. Barbie's Perilous Ride attraction at a distance
Mr. Barbie's Perilous Ride
August 31, 1973
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Mr. Barbie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in space. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Barbie Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from stomach, ribcage, lung, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are favored by feral cats.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Mr. Barbie Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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