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A sunken view of Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride when it's shrounded in children
Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride
March 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Bambi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Bambi Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Florida!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and faces inside the vehicle at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from April 21 until perhaps July 7.
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