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Pictured: The Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride attraction, fabulously considered to be the only retro attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride
July 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Eight teacups (from "Eternal Ribbon" discussion forum)
Mr. Bambi is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Utah. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Bambi Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the Caribbean!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Max Keeble photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked characters.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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