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The Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride
May 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
Mr. Bambi is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Texas. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Bambi Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 54".
- Pregnant boots will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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