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The Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Bambi's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1991
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Never recommended for: Service animals

Description

Mr. Bambi is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Texas. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Bambi Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!

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