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The Mr. Baby Herman's Wild Rhyme attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest live attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Baby Herman's Wild Rhyme
April 18, 2005
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Mr. Baby Herman is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Baby Herman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The vengeful mustang is real.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Baby Herman's Boat attraction.
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