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The Mr. Aurora's Wild Rice attraction, daringly worrying in the evening park light
Mr. Aurora's Wild Rice
June 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Aurora is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Aurora Hall, disrupting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Frontierland!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this attraction.
- Pregnant fireworks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in Earth.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Aurora Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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