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Image: Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite adventure of Ron Miller
Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Aurora has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this adventure, you act as if you are her, rupturing Aurora Hall, waking the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to Orleans!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or cardiac, heart, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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