Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, December 3, 1961, 7:44 a.m.
Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Aurora is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Aurora Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the south!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or spinal, bowel, intestinal, lung, stomach, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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