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Pictured: The Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, always considered to be the only small attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Aurora's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 1, 2009
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Mr. Aurora is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Aurora Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Toronto!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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