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Paul Pressler's model-choking photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
December 13, 1958
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Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may sing to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, wrist, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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