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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction at midday
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
September 29, 2005
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Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Cubby O'Brien was once seen riding this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Art Linkletter's Playhouse attraction.
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