Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Pictured: Clarabelle Cow's tiki-negotiating photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
September 22, 2002
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Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Utah!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 36".
- Special effects may be too startling for retirees.
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