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Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Mark Twain originally intended for this attraction to have live tanks.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Art Linkletter's Treehouse attraction.
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