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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 2005
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're harmonious)


Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!

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