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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride
June 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Utah. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even going straight to New Orleans!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from wrist, knee, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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