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Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride, a favorite attraction of Jessie
Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride
May 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a temple!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from October 15 until something like May 20.
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