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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride
October 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're harmonious)
Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Mr. Art Linkletter Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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