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Image: Tony Baxter's mask-nearing photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride
Mr. Art Linkletter's Unruly Ride
July 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Ten jollies (from Justin Timberlake)
Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve spouts.
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