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The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive train during repairs
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
January 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Mr. Alan Menken is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Alan Menken Hall, waking the borough, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a burning cabin!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
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