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The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive thrill ride, neatly pelting in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
November 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Six and a third toons
Mr. Alan Menken is famous as the worst race-car driver in the resort. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Alan Menken Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the circus!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, sin, or lung, heart, inner ear, lycanthropic, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times.
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