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Above: The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive train, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
December 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in the college. On this train, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Alan Menken Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this train first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- During storms, this train may melt.
- This train closes at dusk.
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