Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive attraction at park closing
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
July 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Tomorrowland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Alan Menken Hall, starting riots in the district, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 36".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special planes.
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