Massive Khanland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
February 17, 1972
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Mr. Alan Menken is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Alan Menken Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a prairie!
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Alan Menken's House and Meet Alan Menken attraction.
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