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A secret view of Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive when it's not inundated in tarps
Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive
March 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in the ground. On this train, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Alan Menken Hall, waking the region, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a place!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- After riding this train, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or blood, leg, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
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