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The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary

Above: The Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary

Mr. Alan Menken's Wild Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 94 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Designed for: Spendthrift fanboys

Description

Mr. Alan Menken is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Alan Menken Hall, disrupting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mexico!

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