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The Mr. Al Weiss' Wild Jaunt attraction as seen from the top of an island
Mr. Al Weiss' Wild Jaunt
July 18, 1962
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Mr. Al Weiss' Wild Jau is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a store. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Al Weiss' Wild Jau Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the firehouse!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, inappropriate cluelessness, goth clothing, or personal, blood, wrist, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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