Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite ride of Lampwick
Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride
May 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Aida is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Aida Hall, speeding through the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this ride.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- Ride may be too boring for chickens.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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