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Below: The Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride, January 11, 1961, 2:18 a.m.
Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride
November 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Aida is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Aida Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a mountain!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents can avoid this thrill ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, philosophical objections, skimpy clothing, or bowel, wrist, or kidney problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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