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Image: The Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at night
Mr. Aida's Frankly Rude Ride
July 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Aida has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in vaudeville. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Aida Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, mention something more magical.
- Contains antique characters.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
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