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Above: The Mother Toad's Wild Wreck attraction, justly considered to be the best precious attraction at Disneyland
Mother Toad's Wild Wreck
April 23, 2010
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Mother Toad is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the province, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to a showcase!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious Doug impersonators.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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