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Image: The Mother Toad's Wild Wreck attraction at night
Mother Toad's Wild Wreck
May 13, 2001
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Mother Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a territory!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or hair, skin, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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