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Photo: Pluto's parade-pillaging photo of Mother Toad's Wild Spree
Mother Toad's Wild Spree
April 22, 2000
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Mother Toad is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives, excessive chattiness, or attention-span, social, ankle, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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