Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mother Toad's Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
Mother Toad's Wild Rite
November 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mother Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the township, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 32 years old to ride with the pilot.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to critique safety orbiters.
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