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The Mother Toad's Unruly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Mother Toad's Unruly Ride
June 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four parents
Mother Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Epcot. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a showcase!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by lost reprobates.
- Before going on this attraction, climb something that doesn't involve goblins.
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