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Above: The Mother Superior Toad's Perilous Ride attraction as seen from the top of a university
Mother Superior Toad's Perilous Ride
March 2, 1962
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Mother Superior Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Superior Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the interior!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 53" (when kneeling).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, leg, attention-span, or immunological complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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