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Pictured: The Mister Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction, nightly considered to be the best Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Mister Toad's Wild Jaunt
August 20, 2010
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Mister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of France!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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