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The Mister Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Mister Toad's Wild Jaunt
May 27, 2013
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Mister Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Pregnant heavyweights should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from October 16 through May 3.
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